Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf (/sitˈsu/ /soˈtɑl sda/ [fancy] [pubic hair]) is a temperate City located in the Slïrddáms Principality of the Cochi.

The name Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf is derived from the Sylvin language, as Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf was founded by Spiny Eurypterids, who was culturaly Gnoll.

Climate

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has a yearly average temperature of 5°C (41°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a cold 2°C (35°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cold 9°C (48°F). Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf receives an average of 205 cm/y (80 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of snow during the brutaly long winter months. Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf covers an area of nearly 44 km² (17 mi²), and an average elevation of 2058 m (6751 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf was founded durring the late 15th century in summer of the year 1376, by Spiny Eurypterids. The establishment of the new community went well, though many minor issues had to be solved as time went on. This was enough to delay construction and push back the formal opening ceramony, leading to some embarisment for Spiny Eurypterids.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf was built using the conventions of Gnoll durring the late 15th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf is no diffrent. The city's buildings feature plaster covered brickwork used to form structures with an emphasis on symmetry, proportion, geometry and the regularity of parts. Orderly arrangements of columns, pilasters and lintels, as well as the use of semicircular arches, hemispherical domes, niches and aediculae can be found everywhere such that only size of building and yard can be used to measure the general prosparity of a given building's owners due to a general wealthy feeling the style gives off.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf is is constructed arround a series of restrictive cobblestone mainstreets which form overlapping circles, with smaller strait roads linking the circiles to eachother at varrious points. The city posesses a fortified albit thin wall of querried stone. This wall posesses most of the features of a castle wall, though it is constructed from cheeper inferior stone. It would pose a minor chalange for an attacking army, though it's clear the wall's true purpose is to crush the hopes of bandits and marauders. The failry decent fortifications has suffered a visible ammount of structural damage, leaving them effectivly useless. One can't help but wonder why the has not yet effected repairs.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has the unmistakable air of a city on its last legs. Everything is a bit slipshod and ramshackle. Everyone is at work, or drinking. No one has anything in their eyes other than fear and despair. Whatever industry once fueled Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf ’s existence has dried up and the city is drifting down the stream of history as it dries up. Even with that as it is, everything is just a little too worn down, a little too dirty, or much of both. The town should be gone, not dying. No one makes eye contact. Kids play quietly, but happily. Occasionally a passerby glances at you out of the corner of their eye, staring just long enough for it to be uncomfortable.

Civic Infrastructure

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf's parks.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has an Arts Academy which provides higher education in many fields including math, language arts, philosophy, engineering, and other such disciplines.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the City. Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf's grid is powered by a boiler and turbine based power plant.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf's old civil lighting system was converted to Galvanic Lamps recently, and expanded to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf's natural decorations nor waterways.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

Two or more groups of citizens within Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf hate each other. Their neighbors or the local law have kept things from too-overt violence, but members of the groups will constantly interfere with their rivals and cause whatever misery they can get away with. This hate may spring from recent events, or it may be an inherited spite from old wrongs.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf's chapel was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used embraces individualism and experimentation. It emerged as a movement against traditional, classical styles and sought to make buildings dynamic and fun while breaking the rules. The style incorporated elements of previous architectural styles in exaggerated and whimsical ways. Traditional, conservative leanings were void in this era, with most scholars of architecture agreeing it was a time of “anything goes.”.

Due to the actions of local Kami, winter is short in Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf.

The Xtabay near Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf are known to be a mutant strain of the creature.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in spring and involves long periods of drunkenness to channel Mysticism energies of tier 1 via recitation of scripture.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf Census Data: Year 2000

3973 of Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 214 work in Agriculture
• 872 work as Craftsmen
• 318 work as Merchants
• 609 work as Service Workers
• 399 work as General Laborers
• 160 work as Skilled Laborers
• 604 work as Civil Servants
• 371 work in Cottage Industries
• 226 work as Artists
• 200 work in Produce Industries

5804 of Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 850 (8%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

The center of Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf's town square was built around an ancient standing stone.

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History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century an unusualy harsh winter spawned a deadly blizard to Ipotidi-sotäl Sda Xluwuf. The ice, snow, and wind killed 206 people, 143 livestock, and destroyed 78. The event is remembered as Agony's Breath.

History